BONNE FETE MON CHERIE XDDD!!!

English;

Happy birthday Tom Cruise!

Already 47 years of experiences, knowledge and, of course, craziness. Lets hope there is alot more coming up! I wish him happiness (though he always look pretty happy) love and health.

-I wish him to be with me HA!-

So this is my beautiful gift for him, a place into my blog; a place into my heart XD; and now, everyone shall know
--->who.is.Tom...Cruise?

Tomcruisiology;

Born on the 3rd of July in the early 60 (1962), Tom got raised by his mother and his 3 sisters. We absolutely have no idea how the hell he managed to become a man out of this full of girl house, but he did.

This is probably where his magical powers began. Ignoring his own talent for magic, he almost became a monk, yeah yeah. But a girl named Mimi came out of the nowhere and converted him into scientology.

As scientologists say: she did bring him back to the right way.

Tom finally became an actor and the mysterious Mimi vanished from the Earth, and no, scientology has nothing to do with that...

Still, Tom did great in his new career. The classics Risky Business (where you can see him dancing in underwears, like what you absolutely need to undress yourself to become famous), TAPS (where you can see him being a total army freak) and Top Gun (another armyshit movie, with Val Kilmer :B) were and still are, fawkine good films.

Later on (way later on because I have nothing to say about this period) Tom married the beautiful blond or red (we don't really know) haired Nicole Kidman. At that time known as Tom Cruise's wife, Mrs. Cruise, or anything else that doesn't involve her name.

Ten years, 2 adopted children and 3 movies together, later the so much in love husband and wife; divorced.

Unfortunately for her, the rebound Penelope Cruz've never been Mrs.Cruise (or well she is but only if you say it).

Meanwhile and after, Tom did two of his best movies ever; Mission Impossible 1 & 2. The famous actor was back on the red carpet! And money was back into his wallet XD! So Tom started back to search for another Mrs.Cruise.

Tom also went to an orthodontist, just to take pamphlets, and he came out with braces.Wanting to prove the world we can wear braces and still look sexy, he just prove that even Tom Cruise could look retarded.

Then, love hit him hard in the face (2cm lefter and his nose was straightened back, no luck) as he met the younger (waaaaaaaaaaaaay younger, but not that young according to TC) Kathie Holmes. Five minutes later, they were married, in love, she was pregnant, and now a scientologist too!

This is what I call, real love. Still, scientology has nothing to do with that second sudden meet of the love of his life~

Feeling happier than ever, Tom made the worst movies of his career; MI3, Lions for Lambs and War of the Worlds. Fans were disappointed and angry after him. They should have been angry after kathie, I'm sure it's her fault >_< !

So Tom did what he can do best; he ran away into his lover's arms; scientology. He then started jumping everywhere (literally) and became the spokesman of scientology.

Meanwhile, baby Suri arrived! The very portrait of her mom, the scientists are still looking for any Tom Cruise-esque sign in her. According to the fans, we hope Suri won't get her dad's nose as she grow up.

As he seemed rejected from the public, Tom did a coup de theatre and played in Tropic Thunder starring Ben Stiller (co-star of Mission Improbable).

He proved, not only that he was cool, but also that you could be bald, hairy, fat, snob, ugly (VERY UGLY), cursing like hell, dancing like a whore and yet, do the best damn thing of your life.

Cruise was again, back on track! Soon after, he did Operation Walkure. Lots of troubles during the shooting but it did worth it since he gained back the love of his fans.

As his teeth, Tom Cruise is a star that will always shine bright!

*Nowadays, the mystery of his nose is still unrevealed.

This is my TC impression! Supposed to be from Mission Impossible but it looks more like Days of Thunder of something like that ;__;!


JE TAIME I LOVE YOU ICH LIEBE DICH :D!!! <333

.Sincerely yours.

.†[Queen of Spades]†.