Your call is important for us

Say your name after the bip;Biiip
tom cruise
Did you say, Pom Truise? If this is correct, press 1 if it's not, press 2
"bip"
You pressed, 2. Say your name after the bip;Biiip
Tom Cruise!
Did you say, Com Cruise? If this is correct, press 1 if ...
"bip"
You pressed, 2. Say your name after the bip;Biiip
TOM CRUISE!!!
Did you say, Brad Pitt?
"laugh"
If this is correct press 1...
"bip" yeah yeah this is correct my name is Brad.
Someone will get your call soon, stay online...
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Hello Mr. Brad Pitt how can I help you?
It's not Brad Pitt it's Tom Cruise and I would like to...
Sorry sire but you had to say your REAL name. I'll send you back to the message, stay online please.
Nooooo don't...
Click...
Say your name after the bip; Biiip
Daaaaah, stupid thing that just won't work.
Did you say, I believe in God and I love Jesus?If this is correct press 1...
"laugh" "Bip" Oooh no it's not!
You pressed 2. Say your name after the bip; Biiip
This is riddiculus really.
Did you say, I'm a christian?If this is correct, press 1. If it's not, press 2. If you need help finding a good religion, press 3.
"laugh"...eeh "bip"
You pressed, 3. Here's a list of good religions. To hear more about Christianism, press 1. To hear more about Shintoism, press 2. To hear more about another religion, press 3.
"bip"
You pressed, 3. Say the name of the religion you would like to hear about after the bip; Biiip
Scientology "Laugh"
Did you say, Scientology? If this is correct, press 1...
"bip"
Well, if you wanna know more about Scientology, call Tom Cruise. Thanks for your call I hope you enjoyed the service.
Click.

S'tait tellement mon rêve d'hier LOL Bref j'ai rêvé que je niaisais Tom au téléphone en fesant semblant que j'tais un genre de répondeur informatisé, lol. C'est tout moi. Par contre j'suis pas sure de mon anglais de ce post parce que j'suis trop vedge pour vérifier si, entre autre, pressed c'est vraiment ça au passé...feque entk c'est ça je quitte pour aller dans la douche :D! Byebyes

.Sincerely yours.

.†[Queen of Spades]†.